Jaimie

I laugh so hard I snort… I have “put my foot in my mouth” more times than I’d like to admit…grace is not always on my side…I’m a huge klutz…I’m past the point of even noticing what many feel the need to point out, very few things shock me anymore… I usually never think before speaking, sometimes, that’s not such a bad thing…I have felt true love, the deep inside your soul kind…the kind you never forget and can never quite let go of…I’m the worst story telling person ever…I either leave the most important part out, stumble my way through or finish while everyone is still waiting for the point…If all my communication was done through writing I would without doubt, be more understood…I suck at punctuation…therefore (…) separate every thought…

If it wasn’t for sponge bob I wouldn’t have tv…I am whimsical, inspired & passionate about everything I do… I have friends that will stop at nothing to put a smile on my face…I could never express how grateful I am for them… I have hurt others to spare my own heart…I have put another before myself…I hate hangovers…absolutely CANNOT deal…I would rather pull my toenails off one by one than speak publicly…I’m extremely organized yet ridiculously forgetful…I’m a perfectionist and demanding…I ooze contradictions…I do the most random things at all the wrong times…to say my timing is THE WORST is an understatement…I am quite possibly the most misunderstood person I’ve ever known…

I would do anything for someone I love…I am curious about everything life has to offer…There are few things I enjoy more than turning up my ipod, cracking a beer & doing yard work for hours…Dirty hands keep a clean mind…I trust too easily, yet really don’t trust at all…it’s more a fantasy in my mind that I WANT to believe more than I actually do…I’m extremely spiritual-not at all religious-I believe in eternity, soulmates, past lives…destiny… I’m always changing, evolving…I’m constantly exploring who I am and where I want to go in life…sometimes I would rather stuff problems in a box and under the couch…I’ve had many dreams, the ones you pull around with you…sometimes they get messy, sometimes they shatter but that’s ok…there are always more…

I love knowledge…not the kind you learn in a classroom…life’s lessons…I am at times chaotic and overwhelm myself, usually unnecessarily …I can’t stand to be spoken down to or feel like I’m being degraded… at times I’m abrasive and I overcompensate…knowing these things about myself doesn’t make it easier to fix…i hate expectations, they only limit the possibilities and give a false hope…if you’re going to do something…just do it…I appreciate shock value, doing the unexpected…I am dark enough to see the light in those that others cannot…too often all I can do is sigh, laugh and say “just another one of my mistakes”…I have believed in people that didn’t deserve it, I have had people believe in me when I didn’t deserve it…  quote that defines me: “her favorite song will say more about her than her words ever will”…I try my hardest most of the time…sometimes I let emotions take over…sometimes I don’t when they should…

I am a mother that loves her son with her whole heart and soul…I am a proud mother, a good mother, a thankful mother…at times I question my ability as a mother…I am easily excited…I get slap happy way too often, usually when there’s no one else around…I cannot sing…I have no patience…I can’t sit still long enough to get a manicure/pedicure…I can’t stand wasting time fixing my hair… I take scalding hot showers…My laundry usually sits in the washer for 3 day minimum (yes I wash it again)…My closet is perfect (OCD)…I loose my temper and feel really badly about it 3 seconds later…Pet peeve: people that end sentences with a preposition…is it really necessary to ask someone “where are you at?”…“where are you?” will suffice…

I’ve learned you have to let go, “why” only leads to more questions…sometimes “fuck it” is the only way…love to travel, hate to cook, love the idea of being capable of cooking…I am grateful for the people I have in my life, they will always have a “their size door” into my heart…I have a lot to learn and a long road ahead of me, I am not perfect, I don’t know all, I’m still trying to figure “me” out…I am…without wax.

Ashley

I am a dreamer by nature, not by choice. I live in the gray scale of life never in just the black or the white. I smile at everyone I pass in case they are to return to my life, and because I believe in karma. I try to treat others how I want to be treated. I am constantly in search of my natural talent, and get pissed off when people waste theirs. If I love something, I love it whole heartedly, if I hate something, you’ll never hear the end of it. Music is my soul and I am constantly updating the soundtrack of my life. I’d rather see a band live than ever turn on the radio.  Movies are my way of thought, not a source of entertainment. Partying is a vice, and usually a downfall but I still do it. Dancing on top of bars, and taking one too many shots of vodka are a couple things I’ve been known to do. I drink way too much beer, and always claim the Southside.

I have an amazing family that is my rock, and a few great friends that I can always count on. I am a daddy’s girl and my mother’s daughter; who just happens to be my guardian angel. I can see a beautiful photograph in the waiting, and can enjoy it to all extremes without ever picking up a camera. I love to cook but can not bake to save my life. I have the terrible tendency to take what people say all the wrong ways. The ability to twist a sentence around till it’s giving me what I want. I love unnecessary road trips and drives into the country. I love to travel, and would love to see the world. I love to wander around new cities, and talking to strangers. I hate wearing socks, and would rather be barefoot than anything.

I laugh at my jokes more than I should; especially since they are never really funny. I have the most annoying laugh when I find something extremely funny. I can be too quiet at times, but it doesn’t mean something is wrong, usually I’m just thinking. I cry at anything remotely sad, including commercials and especially goodbyes. I have the mouth of a sailor and that will never change. I shop when I’m upset, and throw things when I’m mad. I blush at compliments, and can get lost in a book. I have an addictive personality, just look at my tattoos.

I’m a born entertainer with a serious case of stage freight. I sing loudly in the car, but only when I’m alone. I love watching football and hockey but don’t completely understand either. Reading is my escape; I can finish a book within hours if it’s worth it. I love comic books and have seen almost every episode of Degrassi. I get myself worked up over the little things in life, and try to ignore the bigger ones. I always try something different on a menu and highly recommend you follow my lead. My all time favorite movie is the Wizard of Oz – everyone deserves to be complete and find themselves. My mind works faster than my mouth; leaving me saying little, but my hand can sure keep up; and that’s why I love to write. I hate talking on the phone, I’d rather text. I live a rockstar life, with a daytime job. My life can be a complete roller coaster of a mess, but at least it’s mine. I am Ashley, and this is my life…without wax.